''THE PINK PANCER'' by Agbaje Sylvester;
EPISODE 1
IT was a bright monday morning i woke up as early as 4am to prepare for my first lecture on ZBU campus i was very excited about the fact that i finally gained admission into a university as prestigious as ZBU & also anxious to experience the tales i have heard about campus lecturers. It was 6:45am nd i was fully prepared for class, i knelt down beside my bed to say my morning prayers as a good christian ****if i hear**** After the prayers i sat down on my bed reminiscing my journey nd my mission on ZBU campus , i was lost in the thought when i heard a knock on my door, i checked the time, it was 7:18am already i knew that must be Aurelio @ the door.......... ****(Aurelio is one of the few guys i met during registration nd since then we became the padi of life. He has a nice stature, tall nd slim with a dark pimpled face somehow scary though bt i'm used to his scary face sha nd he has this flirty smile nd pink lips)**** Aurelio: Guy aw far, you never ready ni? Abi u wan use lateness start ur life in ZBU ni Me: shebi the class is 8am na nd this is just 7:20am, anyways i'm ready sha .We walked to the venue nd got there around 7:40am the whole lecture hall was filled up nd rowdy, some were busy exchanging pleasantries***only God knows where they knew each other from*** while some had serious straight face *u go know say dem be complete freshers like myself** i was busy looking around wen Aurelio tapped me... Aurelio: guy, he be like say we don carry last today o..chai people are sha too serious sha Me: i think say the class na 8:am now or is it 7 to 8 ni? Aurelio: ehn na 7 to 8 now, u no see lecturer for their front ...mtchew... ode! ***i just shook my head like wetin jambite like me sabi*** Me: lets call phileo now maybe he is here nd probably kept seat for us. ***(phileo is another guy i met during registration too. he is short , fair and cute with a dark shiny hair **winks** i dnt really like him becos of his feminine voice nd bcos he is too blunt with his words, but i also love him becos he is smart, really smart)***
''THE PINK PANCER'' by Agbaje Sylvester
EPISODE 2
Aurelio brought out his phone and was about to dial phileo's number when he walked in*** Aurelio: na you i still dey call o maybe you keep seat for us. Phileo: keep seat for where?! .. Oh boy this place don full o, shey we go stand ni? AURELIO: hun hun, we go fly ni PHILEO: ehn dey fly na, shebi ur mama na winch ***oniranu***Sly, aw far jare ****This guys are just too used to calling me 'sly' to shorten my name not because i'm a sly o**** ME: i dey alryt jare .. Na how we go get seat dey do me PHILEO: Make everybody go find seat jor, we go jam after class .We all went in different directions inside the lecture hall. I spotted a seat beside a girl though with bag placed on it , i walked down to the seat to see if its probably vacant. ME: Good morning miss **in korede bello's voice*** GIRL: Morning ME: please is someone sitting here? **pointing to the seat beside her*** GIRL: No ME: can i seat there because i'm unable to find a seat **like a perfect gentle man*** **the girl gave me one killer look,for my mind i dey reason say make dz girl no go yab me o, because i don hear many tales about all this sharp mouthed campus girls*** GIRL:**smiles** you can sit.ME: thank you ** with a sigh of relief** GIRL: You are welcome. ***chai!!! This girl na Angel, she is dark in complexion nd she has a long dark hair (na fixing sha) she has a killer smile with a damn charming eye and a very nice set of teeth her sitting position don't really permit me to view her packages very well bt i think the girl is moderately packaged..... someone must not miss this kind of angel o I must collect this girl contact today, i said to myself*** ...
***To be continued***
About the Author;Agbaje Sylvester is a Microbiology student of Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife and a freelance writer.
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