"THE PINK PANCER" 3&4 by Agbaje Sylvester

 EPISODE 3                                            
 I was busy trying to figure out how to spark up a conversation with her when a strict looking man stepped on the podium every where was dead silent, i thought he was our lecturer      MAN: Good morning class , i bring to you good news, people use to fail MCH101 Because they dnt know the right book to buy, buy this MCH textbook and your A IS sure blah blah blah... *** i don't get 'fricked' by things like that though  some of the students started buying while some were just grumbling. I turned to the girl that gave me sit to start my conversation with her e be like say that man wan spoil my ministry***   ME: erm erm..... Whats it by your time? GIRL: is that not a watch with you? **chai,, see burster** ME: Erm.... It stopped working, it  says 6:30  here GIRL: and your phone nko? Stopped  working too? **chai.. Which kind girl be dis one tori olorun** ME: the time on it is not correct too  GIRL: so obvious... Anyway d time is 7:50am ME: alryt... Thank you    **hmmn aw i go ask for her  name oo**    by the way my name is Sylvester but my friends call me sly.. U?  GIRL: Am jemima ***which kind name be all this ones bayi, names wey fit commot person teeth***  ME:  Nice name, can i just call u jemmy for short? GIRL: i would like that     **i con dey feel myself for inside**                               JEMMY: whats ur discipline  **which one be discipline again bayi, make dz girl no scatter my head jare i no too understand english o*** as in your course..                                            ME: oh.... I'm in microbiology department... U? JEMMY: same here o... ME: wao!... Dats good. Did u choose it or u were given?  JEMMY: I was given ni o.. Me choose microbiology ke? *all this wounded doctors sha**** Our sweet coversation was cut shut when a cooperately dressesd man walked to the front of the class, this time around i'm damn sure he is our lecturer.  He introduced himself as our lecturer nd gave us his course outline he also gave us his rules (too strict to follow)  he did a little teaching and left the class around 8:50am... The class was damn boring..***ME: Jemmy, hope u enjoyed the class??   JEMMY: yes o!.. The man really tried *** this girl na something else really, d class everbody was jst sleeping even myself***   ME: Where is our next class self?JEMMY:  1000 slt i guess..                          ME:  I dnt knw d place o **i lied** can we jst walk there together  JEMMY: No problem now, lets go  



 EPISODE 4                      
 *****  As we stepped out of the lecture hall, i saw Aurelio waving to me at the other door, he was walking towards our direction*** AURELIO: Guy! Shey u con get sit?  ME: Wetin u expect? I be sharp guy na i no dey dull   AURELIO: na me con dull abi?.. Dey there dey whine urself..by the way who be dah babe **pointing to jemmy**                                                                  ME: na only babe ur eyes dey always see.. *** i was about to do the introduction when phileo came to meet us***  PHILEO: i don dey find una up and down now                                                    AURELIO: y u no kuku find us go front and back.. Like say we lost  **all this while, jemmy was just busy smiling**
ME: **Cuts in** make una put dat one aside jare,.. By the way meet my new friend 'jemmy'.. Jemmy meet my padis of life, Phileo and Aurelio..                    
   jEMMY: hi guys... U really ve nice names  PHILEO & AURELIO: hello...                         AURELIO: hello beautifull Angel ** he stretches out his hand to shake her with that his flirty smile**  .... We quickly rounded up the introduction and we walked hurriedly to the venue of the lecture hall bcos we were almost late.. From there we attended the rest of the classes. when we finished all the classes for the day we stopped at an eatery nearby to eat before going home.....    
 ME: hope you are not too stressed jemmy? ME: stressed ke? No o, not even with the company of this your friends, they are too funny ** i know say dem go dy blush  inside  like dat**                  
ME: **SMILES**  thats how  i'v been managing them  o AURELIO: **cuts in** managing us  ke  abi we dey  manage you  ME:whichever ways.. We  are sha managing each other....
 *** so fast, jemmy and myself got so used to each other , and  she dnt really ve any problem  coping with my friends. I  collected her number before leaving  the  eatery around 4:00pm..  We walked jemmy  down to where she boarded a bus to her place, she bided me  goodbye with a big, warm, dream hug. I got to my own room around 6:00pm because we branched at phileo's place. I  took a cold bath nd layed on my bed i began to reminisce the whole day, expecially jemmy's part.. I waved off the whole picture bcos i dare not mix pleasure with my mission, bt i cnt help but keep thinking about her until i slept off around 8:00pm.......                
    ***TO BE CONTD***

About the Author;Agbaje Sylvester is a microbiology student of Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife and a freelance writer.
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