Eight(8) Types Of Coursemate You Will Meet In Your Department(FRESHERS)

I will be explaining those coursemates of yours you should watch out for when lecture begin so that you will be gallant when they exhibit their talent to you.

• ARSENAL TYPE:These set of coursemates will  not contribute to the class rep. when all are contributing for photocopies. After they sight their friend's copy,they borrow it to make their own special photocopy. They have the money but don't want to spend it.

At the end,their G.P will be between 4.60 and 4.00(they can never come out with 5.00)

• ATHLETICO MADRID TYPE:Their parent will always call them and say statement like"you know we are managing ourselves here but read well and bring out good result. Thes type of coursemates don't buy all handouts recommended by lecturers;they only buy the compulsory ones and look for alternative means to study hard for the rest.

At the end,their G.P will be smiling(between 5.00 and 4.00)

• REAL MADRID TYPE:Chai,these coursemates parents get money like crazy.lecturers suggest handouts and photocopies,they pay for all and can buy for their friend self. No go try them when they are doing their night reading because na you go sleep go!!!

At the end,their G.P will be smiling like Athletico madrid's own

• PARIS SAINT GERMAN:I call these these type of coursemates "local champion". They can buy any handouts and do photocopies and they claim to be the matured one among all students because they are sponsing themselves

At the end,their G.P will be between 3.80 and 3.00. They fail to relate will all

• LEICESTER CITY TYPE:Chai,these set of coursemates cunning die. They take advantages of one's disadvantage.You will notice that they understand what the lecturer had taught but when you ask them " guy abeg you understand wetin dat lecturer teach us,they will say NO". No go try them o!!! because you are 'OYO'

At the end,their G.P are always smiling(between 4.80 and 4.00)

• STOKE CITY TYPE:These type are the disturbing type; they notice that you know that course very well,they made you their target. They meet you to teach them everything the lecturer just taught you now with the aim that they wil score higher mark than you.

At the end,their G.P no to dey smile because na bad tinking dey their mind(between 3.50 and 2.50)

• SUNDERLAND TYPE:These type don't attend lectures but they will borrow note from the serious ones,you will see them in the class doing test and examination.

At the end,their G.P will be fighting relegation(between 2.0 and 1.5)

• ASTON VILLA TYPE:Same as Sunderland's type but they don't borrow note. You will jam them in front of female hostel attending their own course

At the end,their G.P will be swimming in the relegation river(between 1.5 and 0.5)


Written and compiled by
Aribifo David(ADOT)